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Lunch:
"Okay, flip a coin, heads we eat pork, tails we eat errrrr astons"
"What? Ohmygod"
(flips coin)
"Heads! Eat pork!"

Class:
"Hey if you were homework, I'll throw you on the table and do you all night"
"Ohreally, you make my software become hardware"

hahahaha ohmygod my friends are so funny.